Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?

Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.

Interviewer: You do not.

Bradley: Yes, I do. It’s quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.

Interviewer: And you’re sure it’s not because they recognise you from the show?

Colin: Well, generally they’re too distracted by the origami.

Bradley: Yes. My house is origami. I’ve got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.

Interviewer: It must be very environmentally friendly.

Bradley: Yeah, big time.

Interviewer: Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?

Colin: After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.

Interviewer: Okay. Do you own anything origami?

Colin: No, I’m an origami wannabe. I’ve actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can’t actually fold things. I’m a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn’t even enter the origami game. It’s a rough industry and certainly if you don’t have thick skin, you’re going to lose.

Interviewer: Let us guess, we’re your first interview of the day, aren’t we?

Colin: Yes!

Interviewer: And this is how you like to start your day?

Bradley: …I usually start my day with origami.


Best interview ever!!! (via bittsandstuff)

damianmcgintleman:

shinpuncher:

shinpuncher:

What happens when the pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Get out.

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arabtimelord:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

Mcgonagone

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arabtimelord:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

Mcgonagone

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savethewailes:

One heart for beating, one heart for eating on today’s new Doctor Kawaii! 

http://doctorkawaii.com/comic/backup/

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We Potterheads aren’t kidding when we are saying she’s the queen

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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